[fic] whos the john looking kid

punnery:

Summary: Jake looks like John. For Dave, this hurts.

AO3 Mirror | DW Mirror | all credit due to tumblr user britons who gave all the good lines and all the good plots to this fic, just sayin. Mika you are a butt.

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eyecandyburns:

ectobiolodaddy:

eyecandyburns:

ectobiolodaddy:

omg thank you but alksdfjsdklfj YOUR ART IS THE GOLD STAR HERE!!! screeech it is just so wonderful!! uwu <33

nOOSS….. AND

cANT RESIST PUTTING JOHN…..

YOUR JOHN IS SO KAWAII….

SHREIEFSLKFJ YOUR DAVE IS JUST THE CUTEST BABE!!

sloWLY pASSES aWAY….

askdjbJBASJDCBASD OMG BABIES….. OH GOD YOUR DAVEJOHN-

THIS IS THE BEST…..A AND GOMEN, IM NOT GOOD WITH BINARY TOOL

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meowlusus:

also this UuU
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blackoutballad:

(there would be no pairings she said
it’s gonna be a dirty free-for-all she said)
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cyperus:

I’m probably going to regret this blog
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nymphicus:


zipra said: johndave kissing in a dark room

TG: the dark knight rises
EB: DAVE.
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invocate:

“i’ll stop soon,” she said, staring at her sai canvas with a stylus in her shaking hand
“i’ll stop soon”
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pavaal:

(john/dave blowjob part 2, now with actual porn)

Dave seems much more at ease when you manage to slide your pants down to your ankles and your Ghostbusters boxers are exposed for the world to see—the world being just Dave, but you guess they can be synonymous for now.

“Okay.” You scooch back to the edge of the bed with some difficulty; you didn’t want to take off your shoes and socks because that would be some major mood-killing effort, but it means you’re stuck uncomfortably in self-imposed bondage around your feet. “Let’s try that again?”

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GHSAU: Shits Practically Anime Pt. 4

windicuffs-tier:

lostoffiction submitted: 

((Man, I’m still writing this? Yes, I am. And I’m praying to the gods worshiped by smiley potatoes that this is as good as the previous parts and I didn’t fuck anything up.

Also, it took me 3 parts to realize that I should probably separate the sections more clearly from now on. Sorry if it’s been a little unclear before. But anyway, on with the show~))

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queeridan:

homosocks:

something cuTE K BYE….

GOOD HOMOS BEST FRIENDS
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